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[info]coastaal, you're a stone fox. [15 Mar 2026|11:10am]
Of course I'm holding back! I'm insane, you idiot! Remember the other day, when you told me that I had pit stains? Well, I have cried every fifteen minutes on the half-hour since you told me that. I am wracked with self-doubt. I have panic attacks. I'm claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobiaphobic. I talk to myself. I talk to my cat. I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice. And yesterday, when that stupid pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves, I almost killed the guy whose leg I was stitching up because I couldn't stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks! Why a box of steaks? 'Cause my dad had an affair with a female butcher! And, as I mentioned before, I am insane.
there! i opened up! are you happy?
SCENE REQUESTS, VOICEMAILS, TEXT MESSAGES, SPAM, LOVE NOTES, ETC!

CURRENT LOCATION: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
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tweet, tweet! [10 Nov 2023|11:24am]
dbelmonthappy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeee.
about 8 minutes ago from Tweetie

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[19 Apr 2010|09:54am]
Continuing an indefinite hiatus for now. I apologize for any potential inconveniences. Missing everyone deeply.
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